Dihydrogen
Monoxide
Dihydrogen
Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to
by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply
Hydric acid. Its basis is the highly reactive hydroxyl radical, a species shown
to mutate DNA, denature proteins, disrupt cell membranes, and chemically alter critical neurotransmitters. The atomic components
of DHMO are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds
such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol.
For
more detailed information, including precautions, disposal procedures and
storage requirements, refer to one of the Material Safety Data Sheets (MSDS) available
for DHMO: - Kemp Compliance & Safety MSDS for DHMO
- Chem-Safe, Inc. MSDS for Dihydrogen Monoxide
- Applied Petrochemical Research MSDS for Hydric
Acid
- Original
DHMO.org Material Safety Data Sheet (MSDS) for Dihydrogen Monoxide
(html)
Should
I be concerned about Dihydrogen Monoxide?
Yes,
you should be concerned about DHMO! Although the U.S. Government and the
Centers for Disease Control (CDC) do not classify Dihydrogen Monoxide as a
toxic or carcinogenic substance (as it does with better known chemicals such
as hydrochloric acid and benzene), DHMO is a constituent of many known toxic
substances, diseases and disease-causing agents, environmental hazards and
can even be lethal to humans in quantities as small as a thimbleful.
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Research
conducted by award-winning U.S. scientist Nathan Zohner concluded that
roughly 86 percent of the population supports a ban on dihydrogen monoxide.
Although his results are preliminary, Zohner believes people need to pay
closer attention to the information presented to them regarding Dihydrogen
Monoxide. He adds that if more people knew the truth about DHMO then studies
like the one he conducted would not be necessary.
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A similar study conducted by U.S. researchers
Patrick K. McCluskey and Matthew Kulick also found that nearly 90 percent of
the citizens participating in their study were willing to sign a petition to
support an outright ban on the use of Dihydrogen Monoxide in the United States.
Why
haven't I heard about Dihydrogen Monoxide before?
Good
question. Historically, the dangers of DHMO, for the most part, have been
considered minor and manageable. While the more significant dangers of
Dihydrogen Monoxide are currently addressed by a number of agencies including
FDA, FEMA and CDC, public awareness of the real and daily dangers of Dihydrogen
Monoxide is lower than some think it should be.
Critics of government often cite the fact
that many politicians and others in public office do not consider Dihydrogen
Monoxide to be a "politically beneficial" cause to get behind, and
so the public suffers from a lack of reliable information on just what DHMO
is and why they should be concerned.
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Part of the blame lies with the public and
society at large. Many do not take the time to understand Dihydrogen
Monoxide, and what it means to their lives and the lives of their families.
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Unfortunately, the dangers of DHMO have
increased as world population has increased, a fact that the raw numbers and
careful research both bear out. Now more than ever, it is important to be aware
of just what the dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide are and how we can all reduce
the risks faced by ourselves and our families.
What are some of the dangers associated with DHMO?
Each
year, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a known causative component in many thousands of
deaths and is a major contributor to millions upon millions of dollars in
damage to property and the environment. Some of the known perils of Dihydrogen
Monoxide are:
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What
are some uses of Dihydrogen Monoxide?
Despite the known dangers of DHMO, it
continues to be used daily by industry, government, and even in private homes
across the U.S. and worldwide. Some of the well-known uses of Dihydrogen
Monoxide are:
- as an
industrial solvent and coolant,
- in
nuclear power plants,
- by
the U.S. Navy in the propulsion systems of some older vessels,
- by
elite athletes to improve performance,
- in
the production of Styrofoam,
- in
biological and chemical weapons manufacture,
- in
the development of genetically engineering crops and animals,
- as a
spray-on fire suppressant and retardant,
- in
so-called "family planning" or "reproductive health"
clinics,
- as a
major ingredient in many home-brewed bombs,
- as a
byproduct of hydrocarbon combustion in furnaces and air conditioning
compressor operation,
- in
cult rituals,
- by
the Church of Scientology on their members and their members' families
(although surprisingly, many members recently have contacted DHMO.org to
vehemently deny such use),
- by
both the KKK and the NAACP during rallies and marches,
- by
members of Congress who are under investigation for financial corruption
and inappropriate IM behavior,
- by
kids who play Beyblades,
- by
the clientele at a number of bath houses in New York City and San
Francisco,
- historically,
in Hitler's death camps in Nazi Germany, and in prisons in Turkey, Serbia,
Croatia, Libya, Iraq and Iran,
- in
World War II prison camps in Japan, and in prisons in China, for various
forms of torture,
- during
many recent religious and ethnic wars in the Middle East,
- by
many terrorist organizations including al Qaeda,
- in
community swimming
pools to maintain chemical balance,
- in day
care centers, purportedly for sanitary purposes,
- by
software engineers, including those producing DICOM
software and other DICOM software tools,
- by popular
computer science professors,
- by
aspiring young adult fiction writers,
- by
the semi-divine King Bhumibol of Thailand and his many devoted young
working girls in Bangkok,
- by
the British Chiropractic Association and the purveyors of the bogus
treatments that the BCA promotes,
- by
commodities giant Trafigura in their well-publicized and widely-known
toxic-waste dumping activities in Ivory Coast,
- in
animal research laboratories, and
- in
pesticide production and distribution.
What
you may find surprising are some of the products and places where DHMO is used,
but which for one reason or another, are not normally made part of public
presentations on the dangers to the lives of our family members and friends.
Among these startling uses are:
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One
of the most surprising facts recently revealed about Dihydrogen Monoxide
contamination is in its use as a food and produce "decontaminant."
Studies have shown that even after careful washing, food and produce that has
been contaminated by DHMO remains tainted by DHMO.
What
is the link between Dihydrogen Monoxide and school violence?
A
recent stunning revelation is that in every single instance of violence in
our country's schools, including infamous shootings in high schools in Denver
and Arkansas, Dihydrogen Monoxide was involved. In fact, DHMO is often very
available to students of all ages within the assumed safe confines of school
buildings. None of the school administrators with which we spoke could say
for certain how much of the substance is in use within their very hallways.
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How does Dihydrogen Monoxide toxicity affect kidney
dialysis patients?
Unfortunately,
DHMO overdose is not unheard of in patients undergoing dialysis treatments for
kidney failure. Dihydrogen Monoxide overdose in these patients can result in
congestive heart failure, pulmonary edema and hypertension. In spite of the
danger of accidental overdose and the inherent toxicity of DHMO in large
quantities for this group, there is a portion of the dialysis treated
population that continues to use DHMO on a regular basis.
Are there groups that oppose a ban on Dihydrogen Monoxide?
In
spite of overwhelming evidence, there is one group in California that opposes
a ban on Dihydrogen Monoxide. The Friends of Hydrogen Hydroxide
is a group that believes that the dangers of DHMO have been exaggerated.
Members claim that Dihydrogen Monoxide, or the less emotionally charged and
more chemically accurate term they advocate for it, "Hydrogen
Hydroxide," is beneficial, environmentally safe, benign and naturally
occurring. They argue that efforts to ban DHMO are misguided.
Friends of Hydrogen Hydroxide is supported
by the Scorched Earth Party, a radical and loosely-organized California-based
group. Sources close to the Scorched Earth Party deny any outside funding
from government, industry or pro-industry PACs.
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Has
the press ignored this web site and the Dihydrogen Monoxide problem?
For
the most part, the press has not reported on the dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide
as much as some would like. Although many private individuals have put up web
sites in a major grassroots effort to spread the word, major publications have
not.
Recently, attention has been paid to the
subject thanks to an incident in Aliso Viejo, California. This so-called
Aliso Viejo Incident was widely reported in the media, although the director of
DHMO.org, Dr. Tom Way, was called a "prankster." Once the
Associated Press started circulating the story, it became fact, and the
valuable information being provided by the DHMO.org website was deemed to be
"rubbish" rather than an honest and unbiased recounting of facts
about a dangerous, life-endangering chemical compound.
If you are a member of the press, you may
access our online Press Kit. See the main page
for access information. This resource is for members of the press only.
Is
it true that using DHMO improves athletic performance?
Absolutely!
With the numerous allegations of amateur and professional athletes using anabolic
steroids and/or blood doping to enhance performance, virtually no attention has
been paid to the performance enhancing properties of Dihydrogen Monoxide. It is
perhaps the sporting world's dirtiest of dirty little secrets that athletes
regularly ingest large quantities of DHMO in an effort to gain a competitive
edge over an opponent.
One technique commonly used by endurance
athletes in sports such as distance running and cycling is to take a large
amount of DHMO immediately prior to a race. This is known within racing circles
to dramatically improve performance.
Sports-medicine physicians warn that
ingesting too much Dihydrogen Monoxide can lead to complications and unwanted
side-effects, but do acknowledge the link to improved performance. DHMO is not
currently considered a banned substance, so post-race urine tests do not detect
elevated or abnormal levels of DHMO.
Can
using DHMO improve my marriage?
This
is a popular myth, but one which is also actually supported by a number of
scientific facts. Dihydrogen Monoxide plays an instrumental role in the
centers of the brain associated with feelings of emotional attachment and
love. Married couples have found that regular ingestion of DHMO can improve
their marriage-related activities, while couples that never ingest DHMO often
find that their marriage suffers as well.
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What are the symptoms of accidental Dihydrogen Monoxide overdose?
You
may not always recognize that you have been a victim of accidental DHMO
overdose, so here are some signs and symptoms to look for. If you suspect
Dihydrogen Monoxide overdose, or if you exhibit any of these symptoms, you
should consult with your physician or medical practitioner. The data presented
here is provided for informational purposes only, and should in no way be
construed as medical advice of any sort.
Watch for these symptoms:
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A recently noted medical phenomenon involves
small amounts of DHMO leaking or oozing from the corners of the eyes as a
direct result of causes such as foreign particulate irritation, allergic
reactions including anaphylactic shock, and sometimes severe chemical
depression.
What
is a chemical analysis of Dihydrogen Monoxide
Recently,
German analytical chemist Christoph von Bueltzingsloewen at the Universitaet
Regensburg identified what may be key reasons why the dangers of DHMO are
ever present. According to von Bueltzingsloewen, the chemical separation of
dihydrogenoxide from the hazardous oxygendihydride is extremely difficult.
The two similar compounds curiously occur in nearly equimolar distribution
wherever they are found. It is not clear how the two contribute directly to
the dangers inherent in Dihydrogen Monoxide, although von Bueltzingsloewen
believes that a synergetic mechanism, catalyzed by traces of
hydrogenhydroxide, plays a major role.
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What can I do to minimize the risks?
Fortunately,
there is much you can do to minimize your dangers due to Dihydrogen Monoxide
exposure. First, use common sense. Whenever you are dealing with any
product or food that you feel may be contaminated with DHMO, evaluate the
relative danger to you and your family, and act accordingly. Keep in mind that
in many instances, low-levels of Dihydrogen Monoxide contamination are not
dangerous, and in fact, are virtually unavoidable. Remember, the responsibility
for your safety and the safety of your family lies with you.
Second, exercise caution
when there is the potential for accidental inhalation or ingestion of DHMO. If
you feel uncomfortable, remove yourself from a dangerous situation. Better safe
than sorry.
Third, don't panic.
Although the dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide are very real, by exercising
caution and common sense, you can rest assured knowing that you are doing
everything possible to keep you and your family safe.
How
can I find out more about Dihydrogen Monoxide?
We
would be happy to tell you more about DHMO! Send us email, and we'll
gladly attempt to keep you up-to-date on current developments in the study of
Dihydrogen Monoxide, its uses and misuses.
There are a number of sites on the world wide
web that contain more information on DHMO and related topics. It should be
noted that we do not endorse these sites, nor do we control their content or
political bias.
Links to related information
DHMO web sites
- Anti-Dihydrogen
Monoxide Coalition
- Coalition to Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide
(Headquarters)
- Coalition to Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide (Netreach)
- Material Safety Data Sheet
- SafetyBiz.com - Safety Engineer Jay Preston, expert in
safety services and accident prevention
- Clean Air Engineering - promoting environmental
responsibility and economic prosperity
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